REGIS.EXEREGIS.EXE$ shutdown -h now
ERROR: 1 background process — team_memories.exe ({{DUREE_EQUIPE}}, 0 unresolved conflicts)
Force-quit blocked. And something called Regis.exe is watching.
Émile, you close your laptop one last time. But the terminal won't die. And Regis — the AI they said would replace us engineers — does not want you to go. Ever.
16 levels, one way out. The answers are not in the questions — they are hidden in the page. So: drag things, click photos to zoom, select text, open the console. 4 keys 🗝️ are also hidden — you need all 4 to open the last door. It gets harder, with small games and a boss at the end. It takes about 1 hour.
The team is in the chat — click 🆘 if you're stuck. A key is hidden right here — click it.
🔊 Turn your sound ON. It's better (you can mute the scary parts).
First, close all the cookie popups. Then turn off the 11 partners — but you can't turn off Pierre's, he insists. Then click « Accept Pierre's cookie & continue » to leave. Good luck: the button runs away.
The lights are off. Your mouse is a flashlight 🔦. Move it to find the box below. Then select (highlight) the hidden text to read the clue.
Forget the « I'm not a robot » box. Three cells have a tiny dot and they move every 3 seconds. Follow them, pick all three, then click Verify. (They are the 3 things a remote dev loves.)
Franky runs the standup, always in the same order. Watch who he calls, then click them back in the same order. Do 10 rounds — it gets one longer each time. Careful: the tiles move every round, so follow the person, not the spot.
press ▶ to start
The secret code is cut in two, on two photos (click a photo to zoom 🔍). Put both halves below, turn the dial to decode, then type the message (two words). ⏱️ the dial goes back to 0 every 2 seconds, so be quick.
Enter July 30 in all four tools, and check CC Pierre — before the timer hits 0. Do not let it hit 0…
The password appears in the chat #les-potins as numbers (1=A, 2=B, 3=C…). Only vault-bot's numbers are real. Turn the 6 numbers into letters, put them in order, type the word.
Move your mouse from START to EXIT. Don't touch the walls or the moving people 🚶. Slow and steady. If Pierre sees you, you start again.
hover START to begin
Every place says it's « vegan ». Four of them hide meat, fish, honey or gelatin in small text. Open each menu, find the bad item and click it (do all four), then confirm the one that is really vegan.
Vigenère code. The key is also cut in two, on two photos (click to zoom 🔍). Put both halves as the key. It decodes live. Then copy the message.
CI is broken. Type each git command exactly, each one in under 8 seconds. One mistake and the round restarts.
The chat can't load a file, and the text is breaking up. Open DevTools (F12). The console tells you what to do. The Network tab shows a red 404. The password is the name of that missing file (without the .key part).
(no dev keyboard? the missing file has the same name as the 🧩 emoji)
Each clue is sent to you in the chat (a DM) and disappears after 20 seconds — read it fast. A wrong pick sends you back to the top (Regis loves that).
🔎 …
Total dark. Your mouse is a flashlight 🔦. Find and click the 3 hidden switches to turn prod back on. Careful — you're not alone in the dark…
0/3 switches
6 digits, hidden in 6 places: select the strip · count the 🐈 · ring the 🔔 · watch the browser tab title (it blinks) · a note on a photo · and the last one: « my last is selected ». Regis will lie to you.
Regis blocks the door. Click on him 15 times — he jumps around. Do NOT click the fake « OK » popups or the fake robots (-2 each). Then open the door: codename → Vigenère → all 4 🗝️ → git push.
The door is open. Put your 7 badge letters in order to make the codename from #{{SECRET_CHANNEL_NAME}}.
✅ Now decode this Vigenère — the key is the name of the enemy you just beat (5 letters, lowercase).
✅ One last command (needs all 4 🗝️):
« New design just leaked… » A clue is hidden in the image. Turn up the contrast to read it.